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‘The Happiest Boy in the Hospital’
Senator Mitch McConnell shared a photograph from a rehabilitation center on Sunday as proof that he is alive and well, after weeks of silence and speculation.
On Mondays’ “Daily Show,” Jon Stewart called the image of the senator seated next to his wife “totally believable evidence that Mitch McConnell is not only alive, but the happiest boy in the hospital.”
“That’s the smile of a Make-a-Wish kid whose wish was that everyone else in the hospital lost their health insurance due to his [expletive] policies.” — JON STEWART
“In a phone interview this morning with Fox and Friends, President Trump said that the late Senator Lindsey Graham would call him all the time, and added, ‘I’d say, “Stop calling me, Lindsey.’” What a touching tribute. Very rare for the person giving the eulogy to say, ‘I wish I’d talked to him less.’” — SETH MEYERS
“[Imitating Trump] I’ll never forget the way that I always let him go to voice mail. It was our thing.’” — JON STEWART
“Well, I think the president has zoomed through the first five stages of grief and gone straight to number six: [expletive] that guy.” — JON STEWART
“We all grieve in different ways. You know, there are stages to grief — it’s denial, anger, spacing out, pissing yourself, forgetting what you were talking about, then changing the subject completely. It’s a process.” — IKE BARINHOLTZ
The Bits Worth Watching
The English singer-songwriter Sienna Spiro performed “Great Expectation” from her debut album, “Visitor,” on Monday’s “Tonight Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
Molly Shannon, who stars in “The Hawk,” will appear on Tuesday’s “Late Night with Seth Meyers.”
